Funny & Naughty &#%$! Baby Talk

[misspollywog]

Shut the front door, is a new favorite of my almost 3 year old boy. But there is a pause. like this.

Shut the f......ront door.

Little bugger! ::

Maybe we should all collaborate on a book here, each of us could submit a story of potty-mouthed babes haha!

[misspollywog]

One of my dcbs has been saying truck with an "F" lately...and believe you me we talk about trucks a LOT around here.::

Heheheheheeeee. It is SO HARD not to laugh when they do it, too. Gosh this job is fun sometimes.

[dave4him]

A child gave me the finger the other day...it was in the parking lot and im not sure he knew what he was doing... but most likely he got it from his parent

[daycare]

A child gave me the finger the other day...it was in the parking lot and im not sure he knew what he was doing... but most likely he got it from his parent

that is funny....NOt really but sounds funny

makes me think about a story with my oldest who is now 15

When he was 5 in kindergarten, one of the kids told him to filp off the teacher. Well he did and was sent to the office....

Mommy gets a phone call and I have to come down to the school. I was crying before I even got there, becasue never in amillion years did I want to think that my child did something wrong.

When I get there he just burst into tears and comes running to me. I asked what happend and the asst. principal tells me, well he gave the teacher the middle finger. I looked at my son with shocked eyes and he scream crys " Mommy, I didn't know I had a middle finger, I didnt, Ididnt" BOth the principal and I could not hold back the giggles... I think he was trying to tell us that he didnt know what the middle finger meant.

It was only the 2nd day of school.... So after a long talk with the teacher and the other boy, he was sent back to class and thankfully has never been back to the office again since then....

[Nellie]

I have a dcb who a 16 month who says F*** instead of Fart. Mom now has him say Toots.

[erinalexmom]

Last year we were at church and my son was being very rotten that day so he got a spanking in the nursery. Well when we were walking up to sunday school he said "dad took me in that playroom and busted my @ss!" LOL so glad that we went to church that day. He learned such a nice lesson!:: My husband really heard it from me on "language" when we got home that day!

[graham.shellbell]

One of my littles last year couldn't say goldfish..it came out bullsh**!!

[Oneluckymom]

Thank goodness my husband and I have don't have "potty mouths"! I have really had to control myself with some of the stupid things I have done to myself, such as nearly breaking my toe

However, funny story but not really...my neighbor really has a potty mouth. He likes to work in his garage and one morning when I was in the front yard gardening with my kiddos he apparently dropped something...it sounded really heavy too. Next thing I know he says OOOUUUCCCHHH !! and starts cursing at the thing using every word in the book. Yeah, he was mad. I would be too.

I didn't have time to cover my kids ears

[Solandia]

I haven't had the intentional potty mouth from the kids. Just the by accident. Once kid couldn't say cracker, it would start with an F....and rhymed with trucker. LOL. My dh would ask this dck to say "cracker" all the time...hilarious.

[Childminder]

When my dd was three she was sent up to her room for something she wasn't suppose to do. I checked on her in a few minutes and she is crying "My mom's a B!#(%" over and over again. I calmly went in and told her that she could not say that word till she was an adult. Next I checked she was wailing "My mom is mean".

[e.j.]

I've had a few kids who have used language they shouldn't have:

My 2 yr old niece drew a colorful picture one day. I asked her to tell me about it. She told me, "Auntie, it's a f***in'!"
Me: It's a what?!
Niece: It's a f***in'!
Me: I'm sorry; I didn't understand what you said. It's a what?
Niece: It's a f***in'!
Me: It's a pumpkin???
Niece: No, it's a f***in'!
Me: It's a f***in'?"
Niece: Yeah! It's a f***in'!
Me: Oh. Can't wait for you to show Daddy your picture tonight at pick-up.

Then there was the 4 year old who was in the bathroom and obviously struggling with a little constipation.
I was out in the kitchen making a snack for the kids and could hear him grunting and groaning. All of a sudden I heard, "Jes*s Crow! That hurt!" then "I'm done! Can you wipe me?" I couldn't help him right away....I was doubled up in the kitchen, laughing so hard I was crying.

I had a 3 year olds who loved coming to my house and was usually very well behaved. Any time I had to correct her behavior, I could tell she felt embarrassed, like she was afraid she had let me down. Unfortunately, she would sometimes say, "Je**s Ch***t!" when she got upset about something. The first couple of times, I calmly told her that we don't say that here at day care and please don't use that word again. She'd apologize and it would be awhile before I'd hear it again. Quite some time passed since the last time I had heard her use it but one afternoon, while I was making lunch, I heard her say it again. I went into the playroom and said, "K******! What have I told you about saying that at day care?! She blushed, apologized to me and then quickly said, "I meant the baby.... in the manger! Really!" And nodding as if to convince herself, "I did!...Really, I did!"

There was also another 4 year old who liked to throw the crab apples that had fallen onto the driveway at the trunk of the tree to see if he could hit it. He missed once and said, "Oh, cucka poo-poo!" My son (a teenager at the time) thought it was hilarious. I guess it was better than some of the other words he could have used instead.